are you and your wife very house proud Elliot ??
as it doesnt go wel with a parrot 
i tried to keep my livin room parrot free as i had 2 livin rooms
but now iv made one into a kitchen and they have their own room and we also bring them in the kitchen
im sure once she is more in a routine and used to things you could train her to go where she is allowed and where she isnt 
and some places she could get would not be safe
have you taught recall as yet ??
To be honest, we are new house owners and our living room is cream coloured!
We, as I am sure most people would prefer a living room without poop stains all over it, but equally we are reaslistic and know that ultimately she is going to poop wherever and whenever she feels like it.
We bought 4 draught/draft excluders for the top of the curtain rails, so she won't fly up there now and our sofas are leather, which is easy to clean.
We have a carpet washer, which picks up stains/spills well and f10 in a spray bottle for anywhere else...
I guess it was just a bit harder getting red/purple/brown poop out of cream carpets/chairs and curtains than the "normal" colour...
As she has taken well to the pellets, we will probably try her on the natural or cereal kind next, so she gets the same nutrition, but we get a bit of an easier ride on the other side, if you know what I mean!
Elliott x