A newly wed couple inherited a parrot from an aged relative. This parrot was very talkative, and was forever informing visitors as to what went on in the couples home!. One evening, after a very embarassing comment from the bird, the husband had enough and said to the parrot, "Thats it You will be covered up much earlier in the future, and if you take your cover off or embarass us again, you,ll be sent to the zoo!"
2 days laterthe couple were preparing for a short trip, and as usual the case would,nt close, so the husband said "i,ll get on top jump up and down and you try and get it" after abit the wife said this is no good, i,ll get on top jump up and down and you get it", This still did,nt work, so the husband said,"we,ll both get on top jump up and down, that,ll get it" with this the parrot pulled off his cover and said "zoo or no zoo im not missing this!!"
