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VampTramp
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« on: February 08, 2010, 10:17:11 PM » |
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On a bitterly cold winter's morning a husband and wife in Dublin were
listening to the local radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer
say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. Please park your
car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowploughs can get
through". So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. Please park your
car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get
through". The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must
park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very
upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to
do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can
get through?" Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all
men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't
you just leave the bloody car in the garage this time."
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Squid
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2010, 10:42:11 PM » |
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I am mean. To stay mean I hit my fingers with a hammer every day. Come over to the evil side, we have biscuits.
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Andy
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2010, 11:05:47 PM » |
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Squid
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2010, 11:07:46 PM » |
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I am mean. To stay mean I hit my fingers with a hammer every day. Come over to the evil side, we have biscuits.
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jo4ne
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2010, 11:45:20 PM » |
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u n me both squid...!!!!
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welcome to the madhouse......we all love it here
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Spook
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2010, 11:52:25 PM » |
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Boss drives straight in - best parking spot. Workaholic hasnt moved. Blonde, well basically cant drive! Andy -  |
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Join in, Have some fun, Dont take life too seriously, I dont....
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VampTramp
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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2010, 08:17:08 AM » |
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mandy :)
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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2010, 09:18:28 AM » |
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tr4c3y
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2010, 10:27:44 AM » |
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