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karen 2

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Essex girl
« on: April 06, 2012, 11:24:27 PM »

Essex Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.  The man says 'Choose from our range on the wall.'
She says 'I'll take the red one.'

The man replies 'That's a fire extinguisher.'
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Re: Essex girl
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2012, 10:19:40 AM »

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Essex girl
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2012, 01:12:39 PM »

Very funny :)

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Re: Essex girl
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2012, 04:22:47 PM »

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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