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News flash.
« on: November 09, 2012, 06:21:40 PM »

News flashes:
 
 
1.       Now on sale at IKEA - beds for lesbians: no nuts or screwing
involved, it's all tongue and groove.
 
 
2.      A Muslim has been shot with a starting pistol; police say it's
definitely race related.
 
 
3.      Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have
announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.
 
 
4.      I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my
interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency.
 
 
5.      The lead actor in the local pantomime production of Aladdin was
anally raped by the gay genie on stage last night - to be             
fair the audience did try to warn him.
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Re: News flash.
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2012, 11:03:13 AM »

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: News flash.
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2012, 03:03:27 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2012, 09:15:20 AM »

:rofl:
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