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Not Clean, but the best I can manage
« on: June 11, 2012, 01:34:08 AM »

 A guy was walking through the red light district looking for a lady of the night.......

He sees such a person offering her wares ...."How much for sex"? he asks.

20 comes the reply.

He sees another lady and asks her the same.......

40 comes the reply.

"How come you are asking 40 and her over there is only asking 20"?

"Well, she doesn't have a woom"

Thats got to be better hasn't it? It means I can't get her pregnant" replies the guy.

No......... It means you have to f**k her against the wailings !

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Re: Not Clean, but the best I can manage
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2012, 08:28:18 AM »

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: Not Clean, but the best I can manage
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2012, 08:48:16 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2012, 09:08:04 AM »

Ha ha ha
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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2012, 12:14:10 PM »

:rofl:  :rofl:
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Re: Not Clean, but the best I can manage
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2012, 03:34:06 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2012, 07:36:45 PM »

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2012, 07:55:11 PM »

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Re: Not Clean, but the best I can manage
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2012, 08:01:09 PM »

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