There,s this bloke with a parrot, the parrot swears like a trooper, the trouble is the bloke is a quiet, conservative type and the birds foul mouth is driving the man nuts! One day it just gets to much for the man, he grabs the bird by the throat and shakes him and yells" STOP IT!", This just makes the bird angry and swear more. At this point the man threw the bird in the freezer, for the first few seconds there,s a terrible din. Then the bird starts to claw scratch, then all goes quiet, the man waits a few more seconds but then thinks the bird might be hurt, so he opens the freezer door, the bird flies to his arm, then says" Awfully sorry for the trouble i gave you, i,ll try my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man is amazed at the transformation, The parrot says" by the way what did the chicken do??"
