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Tax Season (I hope this isnt too naughty)
« on: April 15, 2012, 06:12:08 PM »

TAX SEASON
Tax season's coming.
At the end of the tax year, the HMRC (TAXMAN) office sent an inspector to audit
the books of a local hospital.
While the HMRC agent was checking the books, he turned to the Chief Accountant (C.A) of the
hospital and said,

"I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the
roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"
"Good question," noted the CA. "We save them up and send them back to
the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free
roll."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
"Ah, yes," replied the CA, realizing that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
the manufacturer and every so often they will send us a free bag of
plaster."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all CA. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
remains from the circumcision surgeries?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CA. "What we do is save all
the little foreskins and send them to the HMRC office, and about once a
year they send us a complete prick."
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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2012, 07:31:58 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2012, 07:39:50 PM »

Brilliant. Ha ha ha
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2012, 09:37:29 PM »

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Re: Tax Season (I hope this isnt too naughty)
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2012, 09:54:38 PM »

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