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The Italian wedding test
« on: April 08, 2012, 06:40:02 PM »

THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.
So we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me..

It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was Bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate.
She never did it around anyone else.

One day she called me and asked me to come over.
'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.

She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.
She couldn't overcome them anymore.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.

She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said.
"If you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment..
Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lord And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.
He said, 'Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son..'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2012, 06:51:53 PM »

:rofl:  :rofl:
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Re: The Italian wedding test
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2012, 06:52:59 PM »

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: i would have failed :rofl: :rofl:
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2012, 07:30:22 PM »

Ha ha ha ha. ,do keep them I. Your pocket then John. Xx
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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2012, 08:09:50 PM »

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: John
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Re: The Italian wedding test
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2012, 08:21:19 PM »

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