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« on: April 15, 2012, 06:17:23 PM »

The Mexican Maid



The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did"

Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he???"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: "And did my husband say that as well?"





Maria: "No Seņora...... The gardener did."

Wife: "So..... how much do you want?"
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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2012, 07:38:44 PM »

Ha ha ha ha ha
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2012, 09:30:53 PM »

:rofl:  :rofl:
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Re: The Mexican Maid
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2012, 09:55:50 PM »

 :rofl: :rofl:
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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2012, 04:29:57 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2012, 06:04:22 PM »

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Re: The Mexican Maid
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2012, 07:14:21 PM »

 :rofl: :rofl: :clap:
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Re: The Mexican Maid
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2012, 10:11:09 PM »

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2012, 03:51:51 PM »

 :thumbsup: :clap: :clap: brilliant
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