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10 Bird Jokes To Make You Chortle

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10 Bird Jokes To Make You Chortle

10 Bird Jokes To Make You Chortle

February 16th, 2009

Here’s a few sidesplitting jokes to amuse you … when I say side splitting, they’re not really sidesplitting as such but hey they are relatively amusing, add your best jokes to the comments section underneath 🙂

Which bird is always out of breath ?
A puffin !

What’s got six legs and can fly long distances ?
Three swallows !

Why did the owl, owl ?
Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er !

What do you call a crate of ducks ?
A box of quackers !

What language do birds speak ?
Pigeon English !

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?
Send him to polytechnic !

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?
A firequaker !

What is a parrot’s favorite game ?
Hide and Speak !

What do you call a Scottish parrot ?
A Macaw !

What do parrots eat ?
Polyfilla !


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