Here’s a few sidesplitting jokes to amuse you … when I say side splitting, they’re not really sidesplitting as such but hey they are relatively amusing, add your best jokes to the comments section underneath 
Which bird is always out of breath ?
A puffin !
What’s got six legs and can fly long distances ?
Three swallows !
Why did the owl, owl ?
Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er !
What do you call a crate of ducks ?
A box of quackers !
What language do birds speak ?
Pigeon English !
How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?
Send him to polytechnic !
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?
A firequaker !
What is a parrot’s favorite game ?
Hide and Speak !
What do you call a Scottish parrot ?
A Macaw !
What do parrots eat ?
Polyfilla !
From smart phones to smart cars, it seems that everything is getting a little more brainy. While most pet owners simply install a microchip tracking device in their furry (or feathered) friends, a Japanese family thought it would be wise to teach their African grey parrot, Yosuke, to recite his name and address… and it paid off.
